Friday, March 30, 2012
How to Deal with the Impending Woodworth Ridiculousness
Ok let's face it: it is about to get ridiculous up in here. Woodworth is going to introduce his motion, and our government is going to seriously debate it like it's some kind of valid suggestion about human rights, and not a thinly-veiled misogynistic attempt to read The Handmaid's Tale like a how-to guide to governance. We are going to have to sit through this bullshit. So here's what you do.
Grab an egg, a tablespoon of Nutella, a tablespoon of flour, half a teaspoon of baking powder, a teaspoon of cocoa, and a tablespoon of brown sugar. Mix it all together in a bowl or a big mug. Stick it in the microwave for two minutes. Let it sit for five minutes. Eat it.
Now put your feet up and relax for a day or two. Because you need your strength - shit's about to get real.
Posted by The Pedgehog at 2:58 PM
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This is excellent advice but sadly I have no Nutella. We CAN stop him from getting his motion passed by asking the other MPs to vote against it. If enough do, then there's no special committee.
Hey there, thanks for the heads up! I'm in Northern BC and I'm e-mailing my MP, Bob Zimmerman, about this matter to encourage him to vote against the motion.
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